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this sunday! for #monsterdon's viewing of The Visitor (1979) i'm planning on doing an unofficial ad-free bootleg-ass owncast livestream of the movie again at https://miru.miyaku.media 🗼 ⏰ pre-stream countdown with music, Ultraman E35 “The Monster Graveyard”, and trailer starts at ~8:15pm eastern 🎥 The Visitor (1979) starts at 9pm eastern (English audio, hardcoded English subtitles) 🍿 missing Vincent Price? stick around for Dr. Phibes Rises Again (1972, English audio, hardcoded English subtitles) ❗please have a backup option just-in-case
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@cdarwin@c.im Next #Monsterdon movie: Mushroom People vs. the Machine Elves.
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@Terencio@mastodon.social @davesdogmaggie@mstdn.social I'm not being particularly serious when I talk smack on a movie. At the end of the day, what defines a bad movie is different for each person, and sometimes it just doesn't work for you. In the case of The Visitor, I'd be happy to talk in more detail, but what it comes down to for me on #Monsterdon is *does it look like fun*. Good or bad is mostly irrelevant. The Visitor is, IMHO, terrible in a boring, pretentious way, not a fun way. I keep things vague though because I don't want to spoil it, and if you're going to have any fun with that mess of a movie, it's probably better to go in without me filling your head with my nonsense. I've seen it more than once, so I'm not going to join in, but no matter what I say, don't let me rain on your parade - just because I don't think it'll be fun doesn't mean you won't love it. After all, some people enjoyed Titanic. 🤪
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@cocaine_owlbear@retro.pizza #monsterdon I hear ya. Thing is, late last Sunday @crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt had a plaintive call for less offensive movies, which resonated with me. I just want to make sure those who know a movie is really bad (in an offensive way) can be heard. https://tech.lgbt/@crowbriarhexe/117584686580323220
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This is quite literally the shittiest Monsterdon weekend I've ever experienced. All joke-y "please vote for Sting Of Death" forbearance aside, I'm begging you people to have at least a passing understanding of just how offensive the shit you're voting for is before you, you know, vote for it. IMDB and DoesTheDogDie are RIGHT THERE. There's "haha this is terrible" bad and then there's "Gamergate jerks off to this" bad #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheWarriorAndTheSorceress1984
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@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza Don't forget, In the Year 2889 was also extremely boring. It was an extremely boring blog post about eugenics that someone decided to turn into a movie. #monsterdon
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@Catlynn@nerdculture.de The last one looks like something from a #Monsterdon movie.
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@floatybirb@mastodon.social @Terencio@mastodon.social @Taweret@timeloop.cafe Alien Jesus made them do it. #Monsterdon
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@floatybirb@mastodon.social @Terencio@mastodon.social @Taweret@timeloop.cafe Alien Jesus can't get "All Along The Watchtower" out of his head... #Monsterdon
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@Terencio@mastodon.social @Lazarou@mastodon.social @Taweret@timeloop.cafe I was also expecting a "Giant Eyeball of Doom (TM)" but now wonder what this next #monsterdon will have going on in it that made its producers put a giant eyeball on the poster if there's no giant eye monster in the movie.
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🍿🔥 MARS MADNESS POLL 🔥🍿 QUARTERFINAL 2 Which movie is the LEAST likely to ghost you after the first date? #MarsMadness #poll #Monsterdon #TheLastManonEarth1964 #HouseonHauntedHill1959

🍿🔥 MARS MADNESS POLL 🔥🍿 QUARTERFINAL 2 Which movie is the LEAST likely to ghost you after the first date? #MarsMadness #poll #Monsterdon #TheLastManonEarth1964 #HouseonHauntedHill1959

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@Taweret@timeloop.cafe I've been trying out various web clients for Mastodon since 5.0 came out. And I just found out Statuzer https://statuzer.com/ shows the actual number of votes (not percentages) once a poll has closed. Clears up those doubts on particularly close #Monsterdon votes.
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@Taweret@timeloop.cafe lol, I love how the movie poster has fuck all to do with what happens in the film, let the games begin! #Monsterdon #TheVisitor
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@Taweret@timeloop.cafe The Visitor (1979) added to the #Monsterdon collection with info, trailer, backup links etc
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Monsterdonians are a forgiving people, but the director's attempt to pass off his well-maintained above-ground pool as a natural spring was a bridge too far for many of us -_- Also the old man's demands for a breeding program, but I think it was mainly the pool thing, right? #monsterdon
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RE: https://retro.pizza/@CactuarJoe/117584319269613260 Wow, almost half of voters thought WotLK was the worst movie of the year! Pretty high, but it doesn't beat our current highest, IN THE YEAR 2889 (1967), which hit 92%(!) #monsterdon
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If you're reading this, you survived WIZARDS OF THE LOST KINGDOM (1985). Congratulations! Now. Was it the WORST #Monsterdon film of the year?
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