How a false smoke alarm almost drowned Jane Street's only NYC datacenter https://lobste.rs/s/ii1gzp #devops #ml
https://michael.bacarella.com/2026/11/10/false-smoke-alarm-jane-street-datacenter/
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Read an interesting quote today, by Joseph Weizenbaum in 1976. He coded Eliza…
"What I had not realized is that extremely short exposure to a relatively simple computer program could induce powerful delusional thinking in quite normal people."
Eliza was a simple piece of software compared to today's AI. 😓
#tech #technology #BigTech #IT #AI #ArtificialIntelligence #LLM #LLMs #ML #MachineLearning #GenAI #generativeAI #AIAgent #AISlop #enshittification
Compile-Time Dependent Types via @PolyWolf@social.treehouse.systems https://lobste.rs/s/d09iy3 #ml #plt
https://thenumb.at/Syl-Intro/
ConcurrentML: Improving on Go's concurrency model https://lobste.rs/s/50whrl #go #lisp #ml
https://nikhilism.com/post/2026/golang-racket-concurrency/
Unikernels in OCaml via @xvw@merveilles.town https://lobste.rs/s/mfserj #ml #osdev
https://uniker.nl/
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Hey Mastodon. I made an App to detect AI Slop Music. It runs locally on your device and uses Shazam and a custom trained ML model to detect AI generated music.
Its completely free and came out of a feature in Daft Music. I would appreciate it if you could spread the word since I want to help spread awareness for this.
#indiedev #aislop #music #ml #buildinpublic
Lists that keep track of their reversal via @xvw@merveilles.town https://lobste.rs/s/eqemtu #ml
https://grim.cargocut.org/a/rev-list.html
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The Copilot+ PC brand is dead: Microsoft and PC makers quietly pull back on tarnished Windows 11 AI PC branding
https://www.windowscentral.com/microsoft/windows-11/the-copilot-pc-brand-is-dead-microsoft-and-pc-makers-quietly-pull-back-on-tarnished-windows-11-ai-pc-branding
#tech #technology #BigTech #IT #AI #ArtificialIntelligence #LLM #LLMs #ML #MachineLearning #GenAI #generativeAI #AIAgent #AISlop #FuckAI #Fuck_AI #enshittification #microslop #microsoft
AI but not LLMs finally but still kinda scary
A study of sequence weighting at scale https://lobste.rs/s/tamvz4 #ml
https://blog.janestreet.com/a-study-of-sequence-weighting-at-scale/
As Pokémon Kaggle Competition https://www.kaggle.com/competitions/Pokémon-tcg-ai-battle/overview ends, I wanted to share my exp competing. I'm a ML researcher and decided to try my best at a Kaggle competition in an LLM world.
This first blogpost https://cosmiccreature.mataroa.blog/blog/cosmics-ptcg-competition-1/ introduces the competition. Folks with casual interest in a mix of machine learning (applied or theoretical), trading card games, or research-orientated environments might enjoy the series.
#Pokémon #kaggle #ptcg #ml #FediHire
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hey, where'd that week go‽ Part 2 of my blog post is here: https://cosmiccreature.mataroa.blog/blog/cosmics-ptcg-competition-2/
#pokemon #kaggle #ml #fedihire
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Part 3 didn't quite go according to my template sketch, but a pedagogic and anthropomorphic first-person perspective of a model being trained in a Reinforcement Learning environment.
https://cosmiccreature.mataroa.blog/blog/on-banditry/
#ml #blog
This… 👇
https://nelson.cloud/ai-generated-images-discourage-me-from-reading-your-blog/
#tech #technology #BigTech #IT #AI #ArtificialIntelligence #LLM #LLMs #ML #MachineLearning #GenAI #generativeAI #AIAgent #AISlop #FuckAI #Fuck_AI #enshittification #microslop #microsoft #copilot #meta #google #NVIDIA #amazon #gemini #OpenAI #ChatGPT #anthropic #claude
bonsai: A library for building dynamic webapps, using Js_of_ocaml via @soapdog@toot.cafe https://lobste.rs/s/mdm2yk #ml #web
https://github.com/janestreet/bonsai
Guarded methods in OCaml by @xvw@merveilles.town https://lobste.rs/s/ki0ge3 #ml #programming
https://xvw.lol/en/articles/oop-refl.html
Big Tech enshittification reaches a new level…
Google Just Torched the Credibility of Its Satellite Images
https://archive.is/y3O8y
Paywalled original article:
https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/2026/07/google-earth-ai-images/688145/
#google #tech #technology #BigTech #IT #AI #ArtificialIntelligence #LLM #LLMs #ML #MachineLearning #GenAI #generativeAI #AIAgent #AISlop #FuckAI #Fuck_AI #enshittification