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  I am not joking when I say I don't go outside. Some people joke, or they're being hyperbolic to imply they're introverted, but I am being completely serious when I say I don't go outside. I don't have any friends IRL. I don't hang out with people. I don't have hobbies like hiking, or traveling. I don't go to cybersecurity conferences. I don't go to any sort of meetups. My entire day-to-day existence is malware or spending time with my wife and son. That is n...

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  the ceo of nvidia did what

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  Yeah, so I'm looking at this goop (malware) right now and it's beginning to irritate me. It's not necessary super advanced goop, but it is rustling my jimmies a little bit. > .iso file > sends .iso to programmers or smth > they mount .iso > installer.lnk (windows shortcut file) > installer.lnk runs setup.cmd > setup.cmd runs ipyw32.exe -x submergibility.txt > submergibility.txt is Python code > submergibility.txt big ass fuck off Base64 encoded Python > de...

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  When my wife and I discovered she was pregnant, I decided to lose weight for my to-be-born son. I didn't want my son to have fat stinky Dad. I was initially approx. 280lbs (127kg). Today I weighed in at 208lbs (94kg). My goal is 180lbs (81kg). Chat, we're almost there

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  I've got like a dozen or so people DMing me about more Steam goop (malware) but NO ONE has the actual goop to show me. GIVE ME THE GOOP BEFORE ANYTHING ELSE. oHhH SchMellY ThE mAlWaRe iS DoInG SomeThiNg BAd Okay? What am I supposed to do with this information? Yes, malware (as the name implies) is MALICIOUS. Goop doesn't goop for no reason

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  Yeah, so I decided to check out the Steam goop people were DMing me about. Basically there is something called People's Playground (I have no idea what that is) and they started discussing a malicious Steam mod thingie surrounding it. However, the malware is not specific to them but is a much more broad issue. Interestingly, this is a Steam mod worm. I have never seen anything like this before. I found it very silly. What I did not find silly, and I actually found it very ... confusing .....

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  Big news for malware enthusiasts: I've uploaded an additional 170,000+ malwares to the internet Bigger news for silly pictures of cats enthusiasts: I've attached one to this post

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  fbi job portal defaced and compromised? oh yeah, it's a silly tuesday

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  > wake up > take a shit > get out of bed > get on computer > check xitter > pornography all over timeline > ??? > wtf i dont horny on xitter > realize reposts > colleague horny posting on main

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  Seeing a lot of people online discussing the rapidly rising cost of gasoline due to some made up place called Bab El Mandeb and Hormuz. I'll give you a pro tip to save a few bucks at the pump: credit card fraud You're welcome

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  Yes, I see your messages. I am still working on the malware bonking video. Making a bonking video is extremely time consuming because I have to take pictures (or videos) of everything, schizo rant into a microphone, and document everything without getting overly technical. I literally just read a random DM, then started documenting my entire bonking routine. This bonking could have been done in like, 30 minutes probably, I don't know, but making it a video out of it has taken me HOURS. I a...

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  For several months now I've been slowly, but surely, working behind the scenes to dramatically enhance vx-underground. I still don't have a definitive timeline, but I would like to share some stuff coming. 1. All source code will be moved from GitHub to vx-underground. The new vx-underground will have functionality to search through code bases by keywords for research, filter by language type, yada yada yada. 2. Enhanced malware paper searching. It'll be easier to search for stuff...