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  You can text anything to your mom as long as it's followed with : D

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  Happy birthday! Sorry you and my mom aren't talking just because you have trash politics and no sense of morals beyond what men within your purview can provide. Gonna workshop this further.

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  “Sun’ll come out tomorrow. My arse.”

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  Found my fit. Not that far off.

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  “This shilly-shallying with the question is absurd. Nor do I in any way approve of the modern sympathy with invalids. I consider it morbid. Illness of any kind is hardly a thing to be encouraged in others. Health is the primary duty of life.”

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  “Well, I can’t eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs. One should always eat muffins quite calmly. It is the only way to eat them.”

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  AI = GameShark

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  Galaxy Z Fold sympathizers protest too much.

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  Spotted three Cybertrucks on my walk around northern Berkeley.

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  Friday night with Parker. #catsOfMastodon #caturday

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  Wired is good at pitching articles I want to read, but less good at writing the articles.

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  Gas for golf, $67. Groceries, $280. The money is flowing.

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  I'm not saying Windows is a joke, because it's not funny.

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  Too many expenses, and yet this 6-in-1 pleasure device would surely distract the mind.

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  You say competitive, petty, sarcastic, and contemptuous like it’s a bad thing.

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  That OLED MBP is gonna be $$$$.

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  "When this chat ends, I won't "remember" you." 😭

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  Have I been to war? No. But I've had my share of deep tissue massages.

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  Invited to a friend's wedding on the night I have Tori Amos tickets in Berkeley. Good friends, attended our wedding dinner, but also not in his pocket friend group. Feeling bad though. But Tori!

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  If you're going to run fun social media bots, really think about frequency.

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  Figma "Dev Mode" feels like the way my grandfather described sex with condoms: making love with your socks on.

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  The only thing worse than a client with no budget is a client with an unlimited budget.

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  Beginning, again, to rethink too much caffeine alongside Sertraline. Good amounts of energy but also good amounts of irritability and something I can't place my finger on.

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  I've really been wanting to write more, and think about adding the blog back to my site, but that world seems long dead. I also cringe at my written voice. So the thoughts just circle in the head until they vanish.

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  Miles waits for bedtime 'round the clock.