2026-11-12 01:00 UTC
Replies (8)
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@dog@reddthat.com 2026-11-12 02:40
We can’t let China get its hands on AI which can set timers. It’s over for all of us if that happens!
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@daychilde@lemmy.world 2026-11-12 03:25
Wow, so you’re saying they could make it twice as accurate?
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@queerlilhayseed@piefed.blahaj.zone 2026-11-12 05:48
Apple’s gonna come out with a spy sex scandal in about 3 years, and for some reason everyone in the tech media is going to cover it like it’s the first time it’s ever been done.
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@1984@lemmy.today 2026-11-12 06:29
I guess we need ceos without a sex drive. Oh, look, here is Ai coming… What a strange coincidence.
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@aksdb@lemmy.world 2026-11-12 06:37
Recently in the car I told Siri to remind me of something when back home and that dumb ass piece of shit tells me it can’t do that since I have to store my home address in settings first. “Intelligence” and “assistance” my ass. How about to use the location the phone is for 90% of the time each damn day?! Or the address Apple Maps uses when I hit the “drive home” button?! Or the address from my own fucking name in the address book?! There is absolutely nothing intelligent about these systems.
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@thesdev@feddit.org 2026-11-12 08:50
Timers? Plural? Wrong target.
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@sheridan@lemmy.world 2026-11-12 13:54
It’s amazing how Siri gets worse over time. I have a light in the Home app I named “reading lamp 2”. I used to be able to go “Hey Siri, turn on reading lamp 2” and it would turn on. Lately tho Siri responds “Ok. Reading lamp 2 is set to turn on a 2am.”
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@humanspiral@lemmy.ca 2026-11-12 14:22
Microsoft’s 20% accurate excel copilot technology is at high risk. But in Wolf of Wallstreet classification scheme, it would be from the pink slip honeypots.